Pluto has been declared to be a “dwarf planet,” and the list of real planets is back to eight. As I posted a couple of days ago, this was a change that needed to be made. And thankfully, those crazy astronomers in Prague agreed.
Here’s a great article from MLB.com on the subject, Pluto Sent Down to the Minors. A quote:
Relatively speaking, it only had a cup of coffee in the big leagues. It was discovered in 1930 by a birds-eye scout named Clyde Tombaugh. But Pluto had its chances, coming back year after year just like a Major League Baseball season.
It could never be Mercury, leading off and constantly hot. Venus was all about love and self-sacrifice, a natural 2 spot in the order. Earth, the prototypical No. 3 hitter, the ultimate fantasy pick, the people’s choice. Mars, the oft-feared big red machine. Jupiter always had the sweet spot in the lineup. Having Saturn in the order always meant a ring. Uranus, always the team prankster and playing jokes to keep it fun.
Year after year, Pluto tried to leap past Neptune at the end of the order. Because of its eccentric orbit, Pluto actually was able to reach closer to the sun than Neptune during a portion of its orbit. But again and again, Neptune, the savvy veteran (discovered in 1846), would deny the kid. Pluto never really had a legitimate chance.
Ha ha!
Around the blogosphere…
Check out Stereogum’s post on Bookeaters. I’d pay $20 for a hug from Dave Eggers.
Or Music For Kids Who Can’t Read Good for a Supergroups project. I love the Wilbury’s.